satire comedy Study: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Still Frowned Upon

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According to a study published Tuesday by sociologists at Princeton University, slapping every single person in a grocery store and then baring one's genitalia in the produce department remains an act roundly frowned upon by modern society.

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satire comedy Study: Slapping Everyone In Grocery Store, Exposing Yourself In Produce Section Still Frowned Upon
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